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Urgent news just in from the field. TWB’s intrepid reporter, normally based not too far from a pub and curry house in Londistan has forwarded disturbing new footage that proves that domestic pets are taking things into their own hands.
Reporting from the scene M.Philpotwil said “It was a scene of utter devastation and total chaos
“. He went on to add that nothing could have prepared the home owners for this type of onslaught. Local neihbours and passers by ran to the scene in hope of finding their pets.
Indeed there is no provision at all in government procedures for such event and emergency service personel were seen scratching their heads and frantically leafing through pages of major incident manuals – unsure what to do.
We ask, are you’re pets safe? Footage from homeowners security CCTV
Since this incident early this morning, it transpires that not only did all the cats survive, but two have already been sold by their owners as ‘Sphinx Cats’.
No animals were harmed in the making of this report.
Darn rodents!