So there I was….

This morning I was sat writing an article about aviation. The reason I was writing it was of something WKD and I were talking about a while back i.e. love the subject yet hate flying!
Then I realised that I hadn’t put WKD in my ‘who’s who’, so off I went and wrote an entry for her HERE.
So back to the process of writing the aviation article. Well, I told a few bits and bobs about growing up on a Cold War bomber base and was trying to gain accompanying facts etc. Then I phoned my mother and spoke to her and was telling her the things we did etc. and she sounded strange, as though some of the things we as teenagers got up to wasn’t real. I found this odd, but later realised that we hid as much as humanly possible from our parents at that age etc.
So, finally I put the whole thing together and it’s long – very long (the article). So the next step was to dig up the photos and videos to show a little of what I meant etc, but got side tracked because I have to go to work soon and had things to do.
When I came back to it, I sat down and read the whole thing again and realised that pretty much no one would know what the hell I was on about…
I sat for a moment and thought about it, then came to the conclusion even I didn’t want to read it… So, as this weekend dawns, please – know that you’re lucky enough to enter it without being bored stiff by the time it starts. LOL

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Published in: on 10 July, 2009 at 12:34 pm Leave a Comment

It’s Rocketboom and improving -Bad Rap

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The passing of real music history

I have spoken on this blog about a certain guitar maker. In fact a make of guitars I have never tried in my life.
This is G&L, the G standing for George Fullerton and the L standing for Mr Leo Fender himself.
Leo died a few years back and the music world and industry lost one it’s greatest inventers.
Founded a few years ago, Leo was once quoted in reference to his G&L guitars “these, are the real Fenders”.    

Having just paid a visit to the G&L site, I found this press release.

 

Guitar Pioneer and G&L Musical Instruments’ Founding Partner, George Fullerton Passes

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It is with deep regret that we announce the passing of George Fullerton, founding partner and the “G” in G&L Musical Instruments.  George died on Saturday of heart failure, only weeks after his own wife passed away.  Besides his son, Geoff, he is survived by a daughter, Diane, and two grandchildren. A memorial has been scheduled for 10 a.m. July 25 at the Crystal Cathedral in Garden Grove. Instead of flowers, the family has asked that donations be sent to the St. Jude Memorial Foundation. 7/07/2009

While people harp on about Michael Jackson, it’s worth noting that in the process of over done sobbing and BS, a true peace of music history has just passed and gone to meet his old buddy, partner and true legend Leo Fender.

I have an email in the form of an invite to meet Mr Les Paul that is about a year old now, I think I’d better get my finger out and do something before it’s too late.

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Published in: on 9 July, 2009 at 11:02 pm Leave a Comment
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Social Media, the Entertainers, the World and You

So called social media truly came of age over the last couple of years and even outstripped the internets number one use – smut.
I can’t go further without mentioning that internet shopping also became bigger than High Street shopping over the last 24 monmsn_messengerths – so, Web 2.0 succeeded.
However, most of us can remember the birth of Yahoo and MSNmessenger chat facilities and way back in 2000, it was the number one way of having a conversation from Saudi Arabia to the UK. You see, at £1.86 per minute on the phone, Messenger systems came into a world of there own. yahoo_messenger_logo
Texting had already been around for a number of years by this time, having started in the mid to late 90’s.
Ironically, the likes of MSNmessenger and Yahoo were streets ahead in this field on the web, but then the price of technologies started to fall. Suddenly we could all make half decent videos on a mobile phone and bounce it straight up to YouTube.
flickrWith the advents and arrivals of Facebook, bebo, Flickr, Twitter and oh so many blog providers, the game changed considerably. You see, many of these services (in one form or another) were already being provided through the known mediums of MSN live messenger and Yahoo, but these great giants in the www. were too generalised and not specific enough. This gave way to people providing direct topical services and indeed, specializing in them – like WordPress with blogs etc.wordpress-logo1
Based on the fact that the basic human condition is that we are very much a social animal and also the ability to have ‘that’ voice in the world that they did not have previously, lead to global networks of new found friends. Just from blogging, twitter, and other sites I have earned money and gained friends around the world I simply did not have before – andfacebook_pic lets be honest, I would have never have known these people otherwise.
We, in turn soon realise just how big the world truly is, we learn that no matter if people even if a look the same, or speak the same language – we are culturally very different. As such, a learning process starts to take shape, we develop, our perceptions change and slowly, a new way of thinking starts to creep in.
The effect of all this on the English language has been nothing short of astounding, not to mention the use of smileys and the constant shortening of words etc.twitter

Then people use the systems to gain popularity and work. Just look at the amount of Actors, Musicians and other famous people use them.. Through twitter alone you can just about talk to anyone you’ve ever heard of. And while a few people have tried to run fake identities of famous people, twitter is now verifying people from the entertainment industry so that you get to know they are who they say they are.

filmBeyond typical fan adoration, these people also get down to earth feedback on what they do. They get into and remain in the public eye, and people with an interest in a persons work, get to know the latest news without the gossip of the Tabloid Press putting a slanted angle on it all. In fact, the daily newspapers are in real decline because of all this and in time they will sadly disappear altogether.

Sometimes though, it is obvious when someone in the entertainment industry either knows little about a) the internet b) the importance of there presence or c) what it says about them when they treat this media in an ad-hoc manner, because that never works at all. It actually goes along way to discredit them and this can be sad when a person is very talented.
These are powerful tools indeed, jobs are created and destroyed with the use of social media.
Now, I would give examples here of good and bad users of social media, but to be honest, I think this would be totally unfair and probably quite hurtful.

One thing is for sure, while it has changed the way we communicate and make friends – it is also changing the face of business.
Businesses that just come on and think they can sell any old thing or an insurance policy or an ‘enlightenment’ course are completely missing the plot. They are for the most part commercial exploitation within social media and simply not welcome!iran-protest However, within industries like technology, law etc – these are huge areas with worthwile information sharing and in some case collaberation – these are very welcome.

We really are in a time of vast change, amazing change infact, yet it is happening so quickly we’re almost ignoring it. As a ‘for instance’; during the recent protests in Iran and the Israeli gazaattack on Gaza some time ago, the internet and social media brought the reality of what was truly happening on the ground more accurately and quickly that any of the main stream media services like the BBC, CBS, NBC, Fox and CNN. We could in some cases see these things in real-time via streaming webcams.

So, we’re living in great times, the recession is effectively over, the world is getting back on it’s feet slowly and we are the people who are shaping the whole thing – because if you’re reading this (despite my terribly poor English), then indeed you’re part of it.

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Rocketboom – Know your Meme

The amazing Ellie Rountree explains ‘Keyboard Cat’

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An odd one again

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Having supposed to have started work at 00:30 this morning, I walked into work at 03:30. The reason for this is that I had spoken to the night supervisor earlier and had been informed that there were no trucks available and it was pointless coming in to wait around. So I enjoyed the extra time at home with my feet up – YAY!
Any way, as it happens, it turned out to be fortuitous! You see I dropped a good sized bo**ock! Instead of picking up trailer 4063, I picked up 4068 and took it to Westbury – DOH!!
Once I realised, I rang in to the office because I simply didn’t know what type of milk was onboard, how old it was, or if it had been rejected or anything.
Indeed my caution paid off, as the milk I was carrying was Skim, not Raw.

westbury-dairyAlso, I was directed to Westbury by mistake as the empty tank I would have had on my return, was desperately needed at a farm reload site.
Discussions were had and I was redirected to another depot to drop this trailer, pick up a clean empty tank and proceed to the reload site.
This actually took two hours off the time, so things were looking up.

I got to the reload site with 5 minutes of driving time left before needing a break and sorted everythingex-farm bulker out and sat back for my 45 minute rest. Well, I would have done, but the Ex-Farm bulker came in and it was non other than WKNR… Hold it, stop right here!! Our lady White Knuckle Rider had indeed come up with a slightly better acronym… She (the cat’s mother) is now referred to as WKD – which also makes good sense. I chatted with WKD for a few minutes and went on my way, realising that half the conversation I had with her, probably made no sense at all.

Arrival at the dairy ended with me joining a long queue and this is where the next part of the fortunate lack of planning came in. If I had started at 00:30, I would have run out of hours – but I hadn’t called this in, so the day staff didn’t know. So halfway through a snooze the cab phone rings and the first words were “what the hell are you doing?”
I explainHappyCowed that I was waiting the queue out and what time I actually started work. Also because I screwed up that morning, I wouldn’t be putting in my earlier time, the time I was sat at home with my feet up.
I think unfortunately they thought I was trying to book more hours, the reality is that I felt a little guilty for screwing up earlier and was trying to amend this by playing the team game and making sure I didn’t cause further inconvenience by requiring rescue, which means getting another driver, more time wasted and more money spent. A nice thought maybe, but human nature depicts that people normally think the worse. Looking on the bright side of this day – at least I didn’t take an empty trailer all the way to Oakthorpe, which someone did a few months ago.

So I’m sitting here trying my best to write this without falling asleep – ahhhh sleeeeeep, I remember you soooo well….
Time to go and hug this old body of lard and retire, good night all.

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United Airlines Breaks Guitars

Well, as airlines go, United are just getting better and better at trying to lose business… There customer service is starting to become legendary in the realms of horror stories and frankly, it’s about time someone brought them to task. And staff attitude is only second to that of Easyjet – the worlds worst airline!!

h/t to billy cripe over at Oracle for this        

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Train vs Tornado? bring it on!!

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Rocketboom returns

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Yes, after many shake-ups in recent months and Mr Baron almost having to go back to the drawing board, Rocketboom is back!
Now, in case you missed all thats been happening, here is what I know (which means it’s probably wrong);
joannecolanThe ever wonderful Joanne Colan (previous permanent host) left RB to develop her career and stomp new ground a few months ago. Sadly for us ‘punters’ this left a massive void.
In the mean time The Rocketboom tech crew carried on regardless and the powers that be brought in YouTube Caitlin Hill1supreme Vlogger Caitlin Hill from TheHill88. Now I like Caitlin, but to me personally, and this bares no ill will at all, there was something about Caitlin’s persona that was just too different from Joanne’s.  Also, Joanne had not been gone very long at all, so this was a little like a culture shock.
Then Caitlin departed and the RB Tech crew soldiered on.
Rocketboom TechAround this time Ellie Rountree started doing more ‘field’ vids and I really think Ellie is awesome at what she does. Shame she doesn’t answer email or twitter – but hey, she probably gets too many, actually that’s wrong, we swapped comments about a potato once – hmmm odd.
So…. Then the big news – Andrew Baron announces a huge change for the future of Rocketboom; Rocketboom was throwing Molly1open the doors to all for the following – Not one but TWO new presenters needed! One for NYC and the other to be based in LA. The LA post is still to be filled but as of today, the Rocketboom NYC office is back up running and probably fully manned with awesome, multi-million hit YouTuber mememolly at the helMolly2m.! Oh and she blogs too right HERE
I think a Vancouver office would be much better, not too far from Seattle and it’s also the Sci-Fi capital of the world (a win win).
Actually, I wonder if they could get Caitlin to do the other office?

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Never the less, here is the awesome Molly to introduce herself

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Another Brit invention, becomes mainstream US military kit

FISTYes, we all know about Radar, Rocket motors, Jet engines, Tanks and the iPod as well as other stuff. But, years ago (1994) the British DERA (Defence Evaluation and Research Agency) started a programme called FIST (Future Infantry System Technology) which invented a system of monacle optical sighting (where the crosshair sits exactly where your bullet will hit), battlefield location awareness i.e. where everyone is, Infrared vision, communications, GPS and a whole host of other gadgets incorporated into the helmet and eye piece of the soldier. This in turn was attached to a computer placed inside the soldiers webbing. The advanced optics incorperated such technology as automated range finding and sight adjustment attached to the soldiers weapon – just what you need when you have to point your weapon around a corner and shoot someone 500 yrds away!
Further technologies included advanced uniform/combat clothing etc.

The technology wasn’t the problem, making it soldier proof was. So years after they perfected the systems, DERA out sourced because the ever tightening of UK military spending strangled it. But more over, DERA was also ever evoqinetiq_logo_translving and changing. In July 2001, QinetiQ was founded from the partition of DERA into two separate organisations and, in February 2003, became a public private partnership with US-based Carlyle Group being the equity investor. QinetiQ was then floated on the London stock market in February 2006 and is mainly American owned now.

Technologoicw-001y changed hands rapidly and the US Military took the FIST information and made it Soldier Proof and changed it’s name to Land Warrior. Well, Land Warrior was originally based around the developement of the OCIW personal weapon platform that sadly failed.
Later this month soldiers of the U.S. Army’s 5th Stryker Brigade, 2nd Infland_warriorantry Division hit the ground in Afghanistan and they’ll be carrying the latest in high-tech gear.
It will be the first real test of this equipment in a combat environment and if successful, the $48000 per man equipment will make Land Warrior a reality.

The only question I had is this, at night, in the field, a soldier hones certain human senses, how much of a distraction from your natural senses will the equipment be? Believe me, at night in a close environment you need all your senses.

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This is interesting from Rocketboom

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Hitler on the Death of Michael Jackson

Yes, it’s humour and I do apologise a little, but Drew tweeted this link and the video just had me laughing.

It’s all in the subtitles

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Why am I working today?

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Hmmmm, running out of North Tawton today, not my most favourite place – but I will be heading to Bishops Nympton in about an hour, then onto Cullompton.

AL on the other hand is enjoying the delights of the Chepstow Beer Festival at the Coach and Horses and has just sent this dodgy photo of Nick and ever coy Sally taken with his mobile phone.

I did think about going for a beer there tomorrow night, but AL’s daughter is home and a better drinker than both AL and myself put together – she soooo takes after her dad

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Odd, everything is different…

I was supposed to be going to Crediton and Westbury this evening, and right the start it has all changed.
Firstly, there were no vehicles at all and certainly no spare trailers. On top of this I’m going to Bridgwater (where I’m writing this) then to Taw Valley Cheese.
But then I was sent to rescue a vehicle that had a brand new trailer – that had just completely snapped it’s suspension – I see they’re getting quality for the £65,000 these things cost!.

Just to bring it all to a head, and that it serves me right for taking the micky out of others recently – While on the weighbridge at the Wiseman’s Bridgewater dairy, we took a sample from an obscure sample screw valve thing that promptly shot off and went straight down the side of the weighbridge plate!!

While covered in milk with my finger now wedged in the hole, we found a ‘bung’ of sorts and started looking for the sample cap, I spotted it and set about trying to get the access panel up.
At this point I would like to give a firm recommendation to all readers that if, for whatever reason, you feel the need to climb down under a weighbridge at a Dairy – DON’T!
It is the most vile, disgusting environment on the planet!.
I have been trying to wash most of this off, but the smell is killing me.

But one satisfaction I have gained while holding back 28000 ltrs of milk with a my index finger – now I know what it must like to have your fingers in a Dyke!

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An interesting run to London.

A little background;

Down here in the South West of the UK it’s very hilly, some of the roads are, in many cases nothing more than 8 ft wide lanes connecting remote villages and towns that were born of ancient settlements well before medieval times.
As such, it is little wonder that the wear and tear to goods vehicles can be quite harsh. Indeed, clutch wear, suspension and body work all suffer. It’s not the next generation of Ice Road truckers, but some roads take a little caution to say the least.
Most of the Milk Tanker trailers suffer horrific levels of wear during normal use and with vents and valves operated by air, it’s not a surprise that we suffer some air loss on a regular basis. Infact, you learn quite quickly what exactly an acceptable air loss is and what is not.
So, yesterday I get told I’m going to Oakthorpe in London again. No problem, I enjoy the run.
I get to work, hook up, check the vehicle over, check tyres and lights etc. There was mild hissing under the trailer, but in was minimal. I set off.
M5Straight up the M5 motorway to Bristol and turned right on to the M4 motorway to London.M4
Now like any major road in any country, there are hills etc. Well, weighing in at a full 44ton, I was descending one such hill and noticed I had to use un-due extra braking to keep the vehicle at a legal, or moreover – a safe speed. In most of the UK you get 10% leeway on speed limits and on a motorway the speed limit for a truck is 60mph. For the most part, I kept within 10% of that figure. After stopping for a break at Reading services/rest area, I had real trouble building the air back up, not that this is too unusual, but it registered in the old mindset.
WindsorCastleFinally setting off, passing Windsor and its castle and beyond the M25, I came to traffic tail backs from Heathrow onwards; this was due to an unfortunate car crash. During this ‘stop/start’ period, I noticed a low grinding noise from the rear of the trailer – even over the noise of the radio. With this came a shudder I could feel in the actual cab at the front – I rang the office! In turn I get a phone call from our garage who then warned me that extreme caution should be used until such time as I had been unloaded and the weight taken off.
speedcamerasShortly after, I started to get the suspicion that I had lost all rear breaking and was using the gearbox and exhaust brake to retard excess speed – keeping the cab brakes as cool as possible for when they would be needed most. However, doing so might have put me through a speed camera at slightly too higher speed, but it was simply the safest way to continue. You see, the problem was this, from where I was and all the way to the dairy, it’s a Red route meaning I could not stop and added to this – it was rush hour!
At Gunnersbury Park I turned left for Hanger Lane and the North Circular. Having now adapted my driving style and middle_fingerpre-emption, all was good with due care. That was until Ealing…. At Ealing Common, I came to a stop inside a pedestrian crossing area where I started to get abuse from a member of the public. This got worse and the person became exceptionally agitated, using various hand gestures. His shouting was becoming a crescendo and finally, after he put all the wrong words in order – I had dismounted to give the gentleman a correction to his attitude that he required through peaceful means. Though, other road users seemed to find the whole thing very riveting. I on the other hand, remained calm, while the chap seemed to get very nervous. I left while he was still apologising.
Finally I reached the dairy and off loaded the milk. However, as soon as I set off, or should I say, used my brakes – I realised the Unit/Cab was the only tAir_brakehing stopping the whole vehicle. I got back to Devon with care and thankful that is was late at night with a  lack of traffic.
After several hundred miles, myself, the Garage and others were shocked to find the rear three axles as cold as ice! Neither the tires rim nor centre of the hubs were warm at all….

Next time – I will not leave with any kind of air leak!!

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ANOTHER Airbus crash

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A Yemenia Airbus A310 crashed with 142 passengers and a crew of 11 Yemenis on board after setting off from the Yemeni capital of San’a. It went down shortly before landing in Moroni, on the main island of Grand Comore.

The majority of the passengers were from the Comoros islands, returning home from Paris, he said. Those on board included families with children and there were at least three babies on board, he added.

A Yemeni aviation official said “A passenger jet from Yemen with 153 people on board crashed in the Indian Ocean early Tuesday as it tried to land on the island nation of Comoros, as yet only one person has known to have survived” .

Airbus: killing the world – one plane load at a time.

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Piracy, File Sharing, the entertainment companies and the new battle lines

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It can’t have escaped the notice of everyone that the entertainment industries and indeed, the artists themselves claim foul when it comes to so called illegal downloading and file sharing.
Yet, we all question the validity of the incomes generated by these people. Indeed, no one would ever question an honest days pay after an honest days work, but some of the earning figures are nothing short of grotesque!

The other issue is this… If the entertainment (or whoever) industries can’t ‘lock the door’ and secure their own products – who is the greater fool?!
Indeed, after years of whinging about lost profits, what have they really done to safe guard the products and works of the clients who generate this stuff?
piracy keyI mean, would you open an electrical goods shop that has no doors or windows, and expect to find anything left when you turn up the next day? The answer is no, because it would treated like a great giveaway centre.

Is it unreasonable in this age of accountability, to say that I pay an ISP for a service, a service which I believe to be safe, secure and legal – and that everything I get on it – is legal?

In reality the responsibilities are everyone’s, but they start with the manufacturer of the media themselves. Then it in turn moves to websites, ISP’s and then the end user.

In fact, a few months ago, on the Blog of Joseph Mallozzi (executive producer), we discussed the so called illegal downloading of his show Stargate Atlantis. The thing that seemed forever to shock the makers of SGA and of course the mgm-logo-largeparent and owners ‘MGM’ was the formidable global sale of the DVD box sets. Many people from all over the world said they both downloaded the show illegally and bought the box set. After a short discussion it was realised that MGM had sold the show to obscure TV channels and stations that are unavailable to most people. The result being that everyone downloads the show, watches it, deletes it and then at the end of the season, buys the box set. The huge irony here is that by doing such an appallingly bad job at selling the show, they had both created illegal downloading – yet were reaping vast profits because of it through DVD sales…. Amazing!

I really baulk and artists saying they’re having money stolen from them by this – when they aren’t losing one cent from their respective profits. Who, by simply standing on an arena stage for one night or simply a couple of hours will earn more money than most people will see a tenth of in there life times.
the-pirate-bayAt the same time, I have no problem with people earning a lot of money – as long as they don’t whinge about it!
So here is the thing; Piracy is only damaging to those media that are not well estalished, yet these very same media are more likely to promote themselves by allowing free downloads in order to obtain recognition. It does not kill music, it does not kill TV and Film (unless no one ever wants advertise anything, all of a sudden). What this is truly about is control.

So…. After an infamous court case with the global file sharing website ‘Pirate Bay’, who were fined millions of dollars – Pirate bay has drawn the new battle lines and is about to launch what could become the ultimate YouTube.

The BBC has the story

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Media coverage & Michael Jackson

grimreaperI’m stunned!
Seriously, what can I say?!
The early morning of Friday while returning to my place of work, the radio was awash with presenters droning on and on about Michael Jackson’s death. The lack of sincerity was hilarious and Chris Moyles of BBC Radio one of the worst.   Finally, I succumbed to the user friendly device known as the ‘off’ switch.

Within hours the jokes had started, and later that night I was receiving so many jokes by text, I switched my phone off!

The media was and is, still pumping out this ‘oh how sad’ stuff. Yet social media tells a far, far different story.

Here are some of the many jokes I received, especially for the staff at the Cullompton Shell station (who give me so much grief about the validity of my MoT).
If they offend you, well, ……….theres a concept!

Michael Jackson’s ghost has been spotted at great Ormond St.Hospital. Apparently he’s still trying to put the willies up small children:)

Reports of Michel Jackson having a Heart Attack are INCORRECT! He has been found in the Children’s Ward having a STROKE!

Tributes have been pouring in since Michael Jackson’s death. Billy aged 12 said “I just don’t know who’s gonna fill this massive hole he’s left behind”.

Rumours are claiming that Michael Jackson, the living legend has died with food poisoning from eating 12 year old nuts.

Gary Glitter has bid 5 million pound on eBay for Michael Jackson’s phonebook!

Early reports say that Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since McCauley Culkin stayed over.

Out of respect McDonalds have released the mc Jackson burger 50 year old meat between 10 year old buns.

Michael Jackson has just been refused entry into heaven, don’t blame it on sunshine, don’t blame it on moonlight, don’t blame it on good times… Blame it on the buggery.

Michael Jackson passed away this morning from a massive heart attack. Authorities have released a statement saying that they will melt his body down & make plastic toys so kids can play with him for a change!

Grim Reaper1So, here’s the thing – It appears to me that no one (or very few), really care that Jackson has died. Even a friend who works in a local school was telling me that the young children were cracking jokes about it.

So, media world, The BBC, CBS, Fox and the rest of you all – next time something like this happens, check to see what people truly think first, because it’s you lot that got us originally thinking this way – well, you and Michael Jackson.

Just so we’re clear on this, in the last two days I have spoken to around 60 people from all walks of life, different backgrounds and different ages/generations, on a professional, personal a family basis –  and not one offered any kind of sadness. But everyone of them had a joke, blunt comment or simply didn’t care for this guy who could have done so much, yet after 80’s and early 90’s did so very little.

I’m more sad for the loss of Farrah Fawcett

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Oakthorpe and a sore realisation

So yesterday I go to Oakthorpe for the second day on the trot and today I’m doing a third run. The thing is I don’t go there so much these days which is a shame, both for earning potential and the fact we used to go up there 5 times a week – every week. Then typically, I get three all at once.
So yesterday was Friday, the millions of home bound cars trying to cram into the same spaces to get to there destinations quicker – while extra traffic because of events such as Glastonbury all added toOakthorpe copygether for a little mayhem.

Arrival at Oakthorpe found Dave running everything – and in a disturbingly good mood… I was also, until he put me on bay two. Bay two is one of the toughest reverses I know of and I’ve had to reverse in some pretty amazing places.
What I mean is, I’ve reversed into places that look like you simply couldn’t get a truck into it – yet it goes in very easily. Bay two looks so incredibly straight forward and simple….But it isn’t!! It’s a complete right angle, narrow, always between two trucks and then at the front end there is simply no room to swing the cab around to straighten up.
Sometimes, you get it right first time, but more often than not – FAIL!!
I eventually got it in with a bit of hand and arm waving and then took my break.

At this point AL in Chepstow sent me texts of the some what dark humoured Michael Jackson jokes presently doing the rounds. Then I recieved more, and more and, well so damn many – I had to switch my phone off!! That much laughter is painful to the old rib cage!

Arch of LightHowever, on my may back around the North Circular road at around 10pm I was stunned at the vision of the new Wembley Stadium all lit up. The huge arch over the top is completely full of lights and almost blinding!  I tried to get a picture of the place – but it’s not very good, hence the pic nabbed from the net.
I couldn’t help but admire the place, where my brother was some top Health and Safety guy during its construction.
While staring at it and noticing the flashing lights from within – I realised what was going on – it was AC/DC’s Rock and Roll Train concert on their Black Ice tour – the very same concert I could not get tickets too!!!
Well, that took the smile right off my face!!

And now, I’m off back to work and sunny Oakthorpe – again!

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Well that was an odd day

So I go to work, I nice long run up to North London and then get diverted – well, I still did the London leg. You see we normally come straight back after running to London because if anything happens, we simply run out of hours. But my diversion wasn’t on the route home – nope, it was in to other direction altogether!  In fact it had me running down to the Channel Tunnel to swap out my Trailer and pick another of concentrated Cider to haul back to Devon.

Sadly though, My hours did run out as I approached Solstice Park – a rest area at Stonehenge (that rather bizarre garden ornament). Yet as I write this, I’m getting ready to head back to London again – thankfully keeping from the Glastonbury area where the Festival is on this weekend.

Here is a map of my route yesterday.

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Published in: on 26 June, 2009 at 1:27 pm Comments (2)
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Carpool

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Carpool is a kinda Vblog where actor Robert Llewellyn from Red Dwarf and Scrapheap Challenge fame, interviews interesting and sometimes famous people while driving kryten_228x309in his car. Most of the time he is simply giving  them a lift across London, or he travels to interesting locations – like a video he just posted talking to Michael Eavis  during the preparations for this years Glastonbury Festival.Scrapheap
The great thing about these interviews is they’re extremely candid, open and for want of a better phrase ‘gonzo’. What I mean to say, is that they’re completely ad-hoc. As such they’re brilliant. Further to this Robert’s amiable personality and humour both disarm and relax the interviewees, making for no awkward moments and make the viewer feel like they’re actually there.
It is extremely entertaining, the actors and comedians are without make up, they openly swear and talk normally – it’s very open and real. As such, I have becoCarpool Stephen Fryme totally addicted and wonder why people who I also follow on the web have not done the same. He does an awesome interview with Stephen Fry as well.
I can fully recommend this site and furthermore he often tests new hybrid cars during them. Links are in in the photos above, in bold text, in the Blogroll and HERE

Oh, and he loves the Tesla, Which I will be writing about in the not too distant future, or more accurately, I’ll be writing about the Tesla S, a large roomy car with a 300 mile range and almost affordable. Here is a picture of it until then.

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Top Gear to really reveal The Stig?

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According to UK press and indeed, Jeremy Clarkson’s own article, tonight’s  all new season’s first episode of the BBC’s Top Gear will reveal the identity of The Stig.
Well my thought on this is – which one?
There are several Stigs from what I can tell, and all of them vary in height and weight. For qTG-Africa-Stig1uite some time I believed the original white Stig was former Formula One driver Johnny Herbert – I was convinced in fact. Yet through later appearances and shows I wasn’t so sure. As far as I am aware, Johnny Herbert still lives in Monaco and it would cost quite a bit of money tSTcco fly him up all the time. That said, Top Gear is the BBC’s most popular international export and creates a great deal of revenue for the BBC.

Then there are all of the Stig’s cousins… Stig’s African, American, Communist and Trucker cousins in fact…
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However, I have yet to watch the show and so some time later today, I’m sure there will be an update to the post.

 

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UPDATE:

Schumacher?!   -  Not a chance!

The Stig

Because they tested the Farrari FXX on the track, and there is no way in hell that Farrari would let anyone else drive it!

No, the Stig is not Mr Schumacher…

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Published in: on 21 June, 2009 at 5:54 pm Comments (6)
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Working Again

Today TWB is modelling the 2006 DAF XF 95 – 430, and large sausage looking trailer of 28000 ltrs of milk.

Also today, WKNR shouted hello I as I came into work. At which point I had to ‘fess-up’ about the acronym I use for her, and that it is sadly not working. You see with WKNR standing for ‘White Knuckle Rider’ – it was not supposed to be an acronym for ‘w**ker’.

Now her real initials are NT, but using them would remind my geeky readers of Windows NT… Then with ‘Trucker’ – it could become TNT. But this seems to point her being large in some way, which in all fairness she…. isn’t.

 So, what on earth do I use? Maybe I should consult her, maybe her hubby has an embarrassing nick name for her.

 Input is welcome by all.

UPDATE >>>>>> WKNR has been updated to WKD

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Published in: on 20 June, 2009 at 6:43 pm Leave a Comment
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Europes new game ratings

So the powers that ‘be’  in the greater Europe have come up with some new warning Icons to be placed on computer game boxes – see what you think to them…

 

Game Icons

 

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A work day

And today, TWB will be modelling the all new MAN-TGS 26.440 truck as his Ride.

Hell, I’ve even got a Reefer on…

Todays Ride

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Published in: on 19 June, 2009 at 11:03 pm Comments (2)
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Oooo lets have a look at N.Korea

This is an article that just shows how bored I was yesterday.
So, everyone is freaking out about North Korea and it’s claim to have tested a nuclear weapon and are about to test fire a long range rocket.

So here is what we know;
If NK did actually run a nuclear test – they would have probably hurt more of NK than anyone else.
No one really believes they did it.
NK is an indoctrinated people of true believers, that believe it is there lot to safe guard the Korean avenue to China and Russia.
They need to do all this crap to keep the people believing in the doctrine and to try and tell the world ‘hey, we’re here’.

Basically, the only people who are worried are the South Koreans as they’ll be first on NK’s hit list. Then China and Russia are worried because when NK fire a missile – no one really knows (least of all, NK) which direction itNK Airforce’s actually gonna go in.

Now it’s important to know that this is mainline propaganda street – oh yes, even from our own sides. So there is no reason to worry.

So I went looking around on Google Earth, and at first didn’t see much that impressed me at all. You see, the NK Airforce is a little dilapidated and that’s putting it mildly. It’s main NK Airforce2front line fighter jets are the Mig 29 – the very aircraft that both the F22 Raptor and Euro Fighter Typhoon were designed to beat hands down. Also, they really don’t have many aircraft at all and most of what they do have is very old indeed.
The NK navy…I’m yawning here!NK Airforce3

So what about the NK Army? That’s where we have a problem. N.Korea is large and mountainous. The NK Army is huge and the military infrastructure vast. Infact it’s bigger than most western nations put together. At first I couldn’t quite see on Google Earth where the military bases were – airfields are easy. So after a quick trip to Youtube the one thing you learn is this, the NK Army love Drill, infact Drill is the backbone of any army – so back to Google Earth and a quick look for any large Drill Squares…
Then I saw one, then another and another and…. There are thousands of them!! And as you start looking around the areas near them you start to see the ground works and fortifications – and they are very impressive.

So here’s the thing – in a ground assault, we’d get one hell of a kicking! To nuke the place wouldn’t work as a good part of the country is mountainous and the bottom line is this – no one wants to do it, the loss of life would be unbelievable and on such a scale as tnkorea20he world wars.
However, there are some things to note;north_korean_army_babes_md
How long could NK sustain a military of millions at war with just food alone? Not long!
And for all those grunts out there who wanna die happy, the NK Army have just as many women as men in it – they’re into the kung-whatever quite a bit, so you’ll get a hell of a kicking, but a nice smile.

Now, a few people are not happy with the slagging off I gave the Guards for the Drill they displayed at Trooping the Colour – especially how theydidn’t seem to be able to keep a dressed line… well these folks seem to be able to. So while this video is tongue in cheek to say the least – well you work it out LOL.

Actually, when I finished staring at NK on  Google Earth, I had come to realise that I’d love to have a look at the country, especially before we have make it glow in the dark for the next 30,000 years.

hmmmmmm, still bored here…

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Published in: on 18 June, 2009 at 2:25 pm Leave a Comment
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Microsoft’s Internet Explorer 8

What can I say?…. IE-logo
For the last and final time, I cleaned up my system and downloaded it – now for 6th time.
It is now uninstalled permanently until MS either fix it, tell me how to fix it or bring out a new version.

Why? I hear you ask…
Well I kept getting this ‘Internet Explorer is shutting down’ rubbish. It’s all to do with DEP (data execution prevention). Now, this wasn’t a problem at all in IE7 but it is a nightmare on my machine.
Right from the very start, from the initial download of the beta version, all the way through to several versions of the complete product – it has been a HUGE problem.
I have spent hours checking add-ons, applications, safe listed websites, compatibility modes, even making IE8 ignored by the DEP – but no…. It just keeps kicking in.
Personally, I think it’s a ‘flash’ issue – because a trip to YouTube always crashed it.

Now, most people I know who have downloaded IE 8 have had no problems at all – yet a quick look around the net and you soon see that thousands of people are having this very same problem.
I wouldn’t mind, but sometimes Microsoft ‘help files’ are this planets most unhelpful files.

Rant Time

Microsoft – listen very clearly to me. I have spent a great deal of money with your company over the years, yet you refuse point blank to use the media you helped to create.
I know that you guys know about this problem, and there might even be a work around  – but unless one of you get in front of a camera and post video help – then pack up and go home! Because you’re no longer being an asset – you’re being an abysmal hindrance.
Hey, I can read the techie stuff, I’ve worked in this game for years – but when there is no information at all, then how do you expect the average home user to get on?
Wake up, use the mediums available to you and try to keep up with your own creation!!

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Hmmm odd stuff

So yesterday I was home all day as work seems to be going very quite again. A text message with photo attached arrived from AL in Chepstow, who for some outstanding reason managed to get up and go to work for a change. So, after hauling his carcass across the Severn Bridge, along the M4 to Leigh Delamere, where he promptly turned right and landed himself at RAF Lyneham – and after picking up his large paint brush and even larger pot of paint, staggers wearily to the runway for a spot of home décor and line marking. He looks up expecting to see C130 Hercules parked everywhere, he noticed that something here is not like the others!

Indeed not!

From being stabled over at RAF Brize Norton, but having been diverted over to Lyneham was an aircraft that is a relic of my youth and that of the Cold War. You see, I grew up as an Airforce Brat and for a good part of the 70’s we lived at RAF Waddington – the home of the Vulcan Bomber (Vulcan’s were based atVulcan both Waddington and Scampton).

This is XH 558 that has been returned to flight by a handful of people and by both private companies and donations. 558 now travels around doing air shows and the like, and i doubt they put her through the paces that the old bomber crews used to do – especially that completely vertical thing until the engines stall. And to aviation nuts out there, the Vulcan is famous for many reasons as it was a technological break through of it’s time and completely new generation of aircraft. and I’ll leave people to go digging up why for themselves.

Never the less, It’s nice to know she’s up and running and fast approaching her first birthday of being given Display Authority. and oddly enough, when she was given it – I wrote about it all then HERE

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Okay, now this is really interesting – it’s Rocketboom Tech

Those flashdrive/lockboxes are available all over the place on the web

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Published in: on 16 June, 2009 at 1:01 am Leave a Comment

Trooping the Colour

Last weekend saw the official Birthday celebrations for HM Queen Elizabeth.  In time honoured tradititroop-colouron the Guards Regiments turned out to do there thing, losing the combat gear and putting on red tunics and bearskins.

This year it was the turn of the Irish Guards to come out and troop the Regimental Colours for the Queen to inspect. Now I don’t know about other armies, but the Queens colours are the ‘be all’ and ‘end all’ of a British Regiment. They’re given to every regiment effectively as an authority and endorTTCfaintsement by the monarch of the day and bare most of the Regimental Battle Honours of that given Regiment. Historically they are a rally point in the battlefield, but today the represent everything that Regiment stands for and indeed – dies for.

As such, they are treated in high esteem and are rarely moved without armed escort. Today in the UK, most people don’t understand the significance of such things and certainly don’t understand that they’re carried and guarded by armed soldiers wishing to do harm to anyone that comeGenTTCs near them. It is this minor detail that can actually be seen during parades like Trooping the Colour, when the Colour Guard take possession of the Queens Colour the four soldiers, the ones on each corner of the guard column turns outwards, raising there weapons to high port with bayonets fixed – that is the time that it would prove very unwise to decide to go over and take a look at the Colour (there are actually two flags in a set of Colours, one is the Regimental Colour and the other is the Queen’s Colour – but only one is used here).

However, as most know, the Guards Regiments take it turns to guard all major London Palaces and whiltroopingsoldierse this is a huge tourist attraction, the Guards role is actually a serious one. In more recent times, the number of tourists have become so great that the main entrances to places like Buckingham Palace have the armed Police officers doing the daily routine checks and backup. But this in no way deminishes the Guards role. They might look like a great tourist attraction, but they are still very deadly.

Anyway, back to Trooping the Colour… I couldn’t watch it! I don’t think I can remember the time I last watched soldiers stand in such un-straight lines in my life!!!! I even got to wondering if they had done any drill practice at all until the day before.

Terrible!, I know standing on parade is boring and crap, but good grief that was bad!

Needless to say, no one will know this more than the Guards themselves, and lets be honest here – to march and try to keep the dressing that perfect over such a long line is no mean feat… Certainly, I’m glad I never joined the Guards!

Oh, one last point – each regiment is awarded one set of colours – except mine… we have two sets – I’ll leave you to find out why ;-)

PS I do miss the days when the Queen would ride to these events.

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Published in: on 15 June, 2009 at 11:11 pm Comments (4)
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Microsoft Morro

So it’s Microsoft again….yawn…. anyone know when they’re releasing anything good? of moreover – amorronecarenything for a good price?!

I do… and it’s FREE….

Actually MS have been talking about this for some time, it’s just that now it might be nearly ready for release. I am of course talking about the Microsoft ‘we’ll bare the responsibiliy for our short commings’ Anti Virus software calle d ‘Morro’.

It is presently in the final stages of internal testing as MS have loaded it up on all there own PC’s etc – so they must trust it. Indeed, it will keep you safe from Viruses, Trojans, Spyware and rootkits. While no firm release date has been set – Microsoft are promising full and global distributiong before the end of the year.

So here’s hoping….

Just one other thing, ‘Morro’? Morron? Moron!, it could be me, but that reads like an I/O joke

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Todays British Bobby

These days, as always, A British Bobby does not have to go looking for trouble, he can simply expect it. The photo below, while it is a Copper in Downing Street, It is also an image that’s starting to become a far too common place all over the UK.

Todays Copper

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Messing about on the water

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In the world of private boating there are many reasons to own a floating tub. You may just want one for fishing, having a little weekend fun, even water skiing, yet in the world of billionaires, it seems that every couple of years they try to out-do each other.
Obviously you need to entertain, show off, have enough room for guests to stay over night. You need it to be refined enough to reflect your wealth and make it a floating paradise, certainly you need to park your helicopter (or two) on board – and preferably in it’s own hanger. Then you might need several boats to ‘tender to’ it – and not least, your own mini sub to sneak about…

This all sounds like something out of James Bond, yet it has become the norm for the richesprinceabdulazizt people of modern society.

Until recently, the most impressive of these were the motor yacht Prince Abdul Aziz owned by King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia. At 482 feet, the octopus-front-viewsteel hulled vessel has often been termed as a ‘marvel of the 20th Century, and when it comes to modern marvels; Paul Allen’s (co-founder of Microsoft) Octopus is truly amazing. At 414 feet in length, this does have two helicopters, a hanger and a mini-sub!octopusrear

Recently though, the Russians have entered the game and with the recent launch of oil billionaire Roman Abramovich’s Eclipse takes the Mickey out of this. You see, just what does a guy who has it all buy? He already owns Chelsea football club and a string of other global assets. Well you guest it, he has a super yacht built. The 557 foot Eclipse initially was speculated to cost around $400m but tEclipse1hat didn’t take into account that it was to have it’s own missile defence system…. Not bad when you consider that one of the greatest battleships of all time, the Bismark was 823 feet long. But the Bismark was cheaper!

To me though, the cooDeepflightlest part of all this isn’t how many helicopters you can own and plant on your average mega-yacht, how many people it can sleep – though it’sSub on the Rhone Wreck a speed might be of interest. No, it’s the ultra cool Mini-Subs!  One company is getting an awesome reputation in this area and it’s called Deep Flight. In fact the late Steve Fosset was to attempt Sub on Surface1the fastest, deepest single dive record in one of there subs! These subs are basically like underwater fighter jets and capable of depths in excess of 37.000 feet!! with decent and assent rate faster than 350 feet per minute…

The only possible thing I can add to learning of these is this;  WANT ONE !

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Dem bones, dem bones dem – Dave Bones

Just a note of condolence to the ever mad and mental friend of so many, Mr David Bones who lost his mother sometime in the last 24 hrs.
Initially I asked him why he did it, but he pleaded his innocence well.

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In reality of course, I sadly doubt his mother knew how important Dave’s unusual yet vital calling has become, or how well known he is in political blogging circles world-wide.

Bonesy, do what you need to do and be where you’re needed – and know you have friends out here.

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Published in: on 11 June, 2009 at 7:19 pm Leave a Comment

And another Airbus has a spot of bother

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So the Aussie carriers ‘Jet Star’ is happily flying one of it’s Airbus A330’s along when a fire breaks out in the Cockpit… Thankfully fire extinguishers were on hand to fight the fire in the Cockpits electric circuts before the wiring insulation really went up and the Airbus was propmptly diverted to Guam.

And there are people who actually want to fly on the A380 when it comes out – amazing!!

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There’s good entertainment on the horizon

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So next year sees the return and remake of the amazing TV Series ‘V’ with non other than Morena Baccarin as the sexy alien leader.  It’s good to see Morena doing so well after originally shooting to global fame through Joss Whedon’s Firefly. I’m just hoping the aliens dress just as sexy as they did LOL (such a guy!). Of course there’s no news on a second Firefly movie as yet, but the Brown Firefly castCoats among us I’m sure live in hope. That series brought several people to the fore. As Joss has always had an awesome eye for future talent. He brought us the likes of Sarah Michelle Gellar, Alyson Hannigan and Angel star and name sake David Boreanaz. This before we even start on such wonderful people as Summer Glau and the ever sharp witted Jewel Staite. All of whom have gone on to bigger and better things.
Smallville is still running and on its way back to our screens, a show that is oddly amazing with a small group of awesome females in it.
This brings me to another subjectws-cover

The Women of Sci-Fi Calendar…

Now, it’s beeShanks & Doign a while since actors and best buddies Chris Judge and Michael Shanks convinced Michael’s wife, actress Lexa Doig to partake of a great idea… So back in 2007, The Women of Sci-Fi Calendar was born. But what of it now?! Well the ladies of Smallville, Stargate, Atlantis and the brilliant Andromeda were in it – yet, internet searches reveal little these days.life

My favourite programme of late ‘Life’ is sure to return and an all new Stargate show ‘Stargate Universe’ is due to air later this year – which Joseph Mallozzi seems forever excited about… But let’s not forget the next Stargate movies that will start SGUproduction at some point in the next few months.

Iron Man two has been in production for a while and my guess is that it will be as least as good as the last one.
I haven’t heard anything about the show ‘The Mentalist’, but then, I’ve not really looked. I like the show, but there is something missing, maybe a little more personal interaction is needed, or the Jane character needs to have little more lavish life style – something, anything more than what there is. The show is brilliant because you feel you’ve only been sitting down 5 mins by the time the show ends.Torri Higginson

NCIS… I’m not sure what to make of it, it’s been great, funny and generally entertaining – but there are aspects that need addressing with the characters and, well, I don’t know – KHewlettagain, it’s either lost something or it’s always been missing – if nothing else it’s getting a little tired. I was really hoping that Torri Higginson was going to become part of the permanent cast. Torri is one of a handful of actresses I think have yet to given an effective vehicle to show off their best and true individual brilliance, Lexa Doig, Kate Hewlett are two more – but I guess it also comes down to getting the right part. But one actress I’m shocked that we don’t see much of is Laura Bertram.

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Shaping matter?

Do you remember those stories about the whole Roswell alien crash thing – the one about crushing and deforming pieces of metal that then turn back to there former shape – all on there own?
Well check this sucker out….

via Signal Magazinetransformers

Shape-shifting substances blur line between computers and materials.

A revolutionary new technology may allow future warfighters to command their equipment to physically change itself to meet new operational needs or to form spare parts or tools. Researchers are developing techniques to order materials to self-assemble or alter their shape, perform a function and then disassemble themselves. These capabilities offer the possibility for morphing aircraft and ground vehicles, uniforms that can alter themselves to be comfortable in any climate, and “soft” robots that flow like mercury through small openings to enter caves and bunker complexes.

programme matterThe goal of the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency’s (DARPA’s) Programmable Matter program is to create a new type of matter that can assemble itself into complex three-dimensional objects on command, explains program manager Dr. Mitchell R. Zakin. The program originated to meet warfighters’ needs in rapidly changing battlefield environments. Citing the example of commercial software, Zakin notes that users are limited to the capabilities of a product’s latest version. He explains that this idea can be extended to hardware as well. “Can we have materials that are fluid enough, plastic enough—they can change—in terms of their capabilities, so that they can be used in any environment? And can they also take on the characteristics to solve many different problems with the same material?” he asks.

Although the concept of self-forming matter smacks of science fiction, Zakin says that considerable progress has been made in proving the technology’s underlying science. Developing programmable matter is also its own new field of terminator2study: infochemistry, which blends several different sciences such as chemistry, information theory and control engineering to build information directly into materials.
The Programmable Matter program is now approximately five months into its second phase, which is scheduled to last about 15 months. The first phase of the effort involved five teams, two from Harvard University, two from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology (MIT) and one from Cornell University. Zakin notes that all of the teams successfully met their goals and are all now working on phase two.

Read the whole thing HERE

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Published in: on 9 June, 2009 at 9:32 pm Leave a Comment
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The day is a little rough

So last night I had a good drink with Dave across the road, followed by a Chinese take out and a great chat.  We didn’t mess around when it came to mixing our drinks.  That said, Dave introduced me to a highly distilled ‘Cider-Brandy’ which, while Dave loves it – I can only describe it as pure evil, as too must have been the mind that created it!

The thing about drinking a lot of booze is that while it’ll put you to sleep – by heck it’ll wake you up to early in a morning :-(

So awakened by the sound of Jack Hammering and other methods of controlled industrial violence, I removed my aching body from the paradise I call my bed.  As I mention yesterday, the Gas Board are putting a new Gas linImage(080)e into my place and frankly it’s turning into an archaeologicImage(081)al dig.

Stepping out into that Anti Alcohol Evilness called daylight, I might as well have staggered into a mine field. Thankfully, after making it out of the first trench and into the next bunker, I managed to recon the mechanized units on the road. Checking and then checking again that WKD wasn’t on the road I finally, after a brief skirmish, made it to the shop to buy milk.  Image(079)

I now sit here fueling up on vast and copious quantities of caffeine while I wistfully stare at my mobile phone wondering if I should even switch it on….. decisions, decisions (sigh)

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Flying Car?

Rocketboom Tech

Ellie Rountree or should say elspethjane of Rocketboom checks out a flying car

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Fr**ce and the Fr**ch…

froggy flagPeople think I totally dislike all Fr**ch people, well this is just not so…
Fr**ce is an awesome country and for the most part the people are great.
My regiments history is firmly tied to Fr**ce, as too is this nations.
So, if you’re Fr**ch, no, I don’t hate you…. Though it must be said that I don’t like your Mr Sarkosy very much. I don’t dislike him as much as I dislike our Mr Blair, but then the world is a funny place.
I even once nearly bought a property in Fr**ce.
Either way, I personally don’t use your quality technology, so I have no complaints there. I eat British cheese, so again I can’t complain about those things either. You live on the other side of the English Channel, so that is a result, and you buy our Organic Milk in vast quantities.
But what I will absolutely praise you guys on, is this. You have an awesome country of living history, really! I can literally walk from one end to the other on a historical walk of modern history – something I actually have an interest in.

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